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Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
38%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Northern Sold 10:17 Sat Mar 12
Anyone ever been hypnotized ??
Just seeing that bloke on ITV (schofield new series) that thinks he's a T-Rex... small hands and everything??

I'm undecided??

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CrowleyHammer 10:17 Sat Mar 12
Re: Anyone ever been hypnotized ??
Surely one of your MATES has had it done to them?

Northern Sold 10:19 Sat Mar 12
Re: Anyone ever been hypnotized ??
Yeah one in Tenerife in the 80's... they played the birdie song and he pretended he was a chicken??

Reckons he knew nothing about it

Hammer and Pickle 10:26 Sat Mar 12
Re: Anyone ever been hypnotized ??
Yeah.

It's a bit of legerdemain and the rest is about wanting it to happen...

joe royal 10:31 Sat Mar 12
Re: Anyone ever been hypnotized ??
Not me - I couldn't go under but the then girlfriend did. Seeing as we was on holiday in Ibiza it starts harmless but ends up dry humping etc. She thought she was on stage for 10 mins , it was closer to two hours and like solds mate new nothing about it.

Saw Paul McKenna once live out of 40/50 people on stage only 4/5 couldn't go under.

Hammond had it done to him once on Top Gear. It was funny.

Northern Sold 10:34 Sat Mar 12
Re: Anyone ever been hypnotized ??
Pickle.... what did you do and did you remember it ?

VirginiaHam 10:36 Sat Mar 12
Re: Anyone ever been hypnotized ??
yeah; I met a woman I became happily married to.

Hammer and Pickle 10:37 Sat Mar 12
Re: Anyone ever been hypnotized ??
I lost a fiver feeling a girls boobs, Sold ;)

Mad Dog 10:38 Sat Mar 12
Re: Anyone ever been hypnotized ??
I've had hypnotherapy. It did work (to some extent). She said I'm to belligerent for direct instructions.

Very very relaxing

Mad Dog 10:39 Sat Mar 12
Re: Anyone ever been hypnotized ??
I do know people that have been put under on stage. Ashdon they've no recollection

Mad Dog 10:39 Sat Mar 12
Re: Anyone ever been hypnotized ??
*again

gank 11:03 Sat Mar 12
Re: Anyone ever been hypnotized ??
Yep. Felt like ten minutes, was up there a few hours. Would have been about 1998 as I was at university

I only went up to prove it was itchy beard. Didn't sleep properly again for months. Made a right cunt of myself and swung for the hypnotist and everyone else on the stage. Even the birds.

I was convinced it was bollocks until then and even now, don't remember it all. It's like a hazy dream.

GreenStreetPlayer 11:07 Sat Mar 12
Re: Anyone ever been hypnotized ??
Northern Sold 10:19 Sat Mar 12

Funnily enough, my mate got hynoptised in Tenerife in 1980 at a place called Ten Bel which was like Pontins.

The show was outdoors by the pool one evening. The hynoptist positioned 10 chairs at the front. He then asked everyone to stand up and lock their fingers together (were about 150 people there). Then he asked those who could not unlock their fingers to remain standing, and there were 10 people who could not undo.

I said to my mate stop mucking about as he stood next to me. He was then asked along with the other 9 to go to the front and take a seat. The hynoptist got him to say I'm a smurf, but then he broke out of the trance/spell.

I was with him all that day before the show, so know that no one had a word with him about faking it that evening so convinced it is all true.

Sure I've heard of some teams having some sort of hypnotherapy before matches.

bruuuno 11:08 Sat Mar 12
Re: Anyone ever been hypnotized ??
Several times I was hypnotised by Carlton Coles utter shitness over the years

jfk 11:10 Sat Mar 12
Re: Anyone ever been hypnotized ??
I was recommended a hypnotist to stop smoking via a mate of a friend.tried to
charge me a twoer .i gave him a bullseye and told him to fuck off.
Still smoke to this day,.

Gavros 11:10 Sat Mar 12
Re: Anyone ever been hypnotized ??
Only works on some people that's why when you see the show they always have the elimination but at the start to single out the susceptible people. It's never worked on me.

Stranded 11:13 Sat Mar 12
Re: Anyone ever been hypnotized ??
jfk 11:10

You think you did.

He told me you actually gave three hundred and vacuumed his office for him..

Playoff 11:37 Sat Mar 12
Re: Anyone ever been hypnotized ??
I was hypnotised at a show a few years ago. It was genuine with me. After going through some routine, i was in some sort of trance the every time they played Right Said Fred''s "I'm too sexy", I stood up and started getting my kit off.
Playing the whole stripper part swinging each item of clothing above my head and slinging it into the crowd, which was about 1000 that night.
When the music stopped, I seemed to 'wake up' and I stood there in utter horror. To be fair i think the crowd probably felt the same way.
One thing different to other posters on here, is that I remember everything about it but it just seemed normal to do it at the time, as long as the music was playing. Trust me, I would never do anything like that and would never want to.
The only thing is I was driving home and I had no idea how to get back. Very confusing as it was only 20 minutes away.

jfk 11:50 Sat Mar 12
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Stranded 11:13 Sat Mar 12
Nice one.
I'd happily pay a grand to someone to stop me smoking but in my case it's a load of old bollocks.

Annony 11:55 Sat Mar 12
Re: Anyone ever been hypnotized ??
Yeah bird down my local keeps a luverly pair of jugs behind the bar, everytime she flashes em I go into a sort of trance.

Hammer and Pickle 12:00 Sun Mar 13
Re: Anyone ever been hypnotized ??
Vote OUT, you know it makes sense.

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